I went to Damai again yesterday!

It was awesome, I was with my mom, sister, cousin and uncle. We went swimming in the lagoon, and it was so cool cause we brought along an inner tube, and we just hung out.

I tried to catch some fish too.

But I found out I was much better at catching mosquitoes.

I watched a few movies too. Creep was... creepy... Death Tunnel was scary but yet slightly sexy b/c all the characters were played by women. Shinobi was amazing, maybe one of my favourites, and I Not Stupid Too was just as good as the first one (I not stupid).

Internet connections are down... I'm at my other cousin's house. Might update more if we get it working again...

Okay, my birthday update:

My sister took the Gundam back,

and then I punched her.

Ahahahahahaha

It was such a terrible day, but I should have expected it.

...

It's my birthday. Right now, anyways.

I don't feel any different...

*checks in pants*

Okay, now I know nothing's changed.

We watched Silent Hill last night. Or rather, we tried to. Unfortunately, it was one of those "Guy with movie camera in theater" and Silent Hill is a pretty dark movie, so I couldn't see ANYTHING. The worst is when all I saw was:









and I just heard "AHHH!!! OMG!!! AHHHH!!!" but couldn't see WTF was going on. Ah well, I stopped it; would rather watch it on official DVD...

Aaron... SILENT HILL DAMMIT!

Anyways, at midnight, my cousins and a few other relatives came out with a cake. I'll post up pictures later... I also got a BIG cardboard box which had a lot of little presents inside.

There was also a big, extra-large pair of underwear on top, with a lot of comments from my family. No, I'm not going to wear it. That would be too embarassing. Maybe under my pants is okay.

Onto the gifts:

I opened up the first one. Inside were some games. Which I already owned. In fact, they were my own games. I could tell because one of the cases was empty. Because that game was currently in the CD-ROM drive in the computer.

And the next gift contained... 2 shirts, which looked oddly familiar. Because I wore them last week.

And the one after that, a blanket, which smelled oddly... used.

And after that, two oil-ridden, sweaty shirts belonging to my cousin. He wanted them back.

So that was the extent of most of the gifts. Except there were 2 more hiding under a pile of newspaper.

One was a 1/100 scale Gundam from my sister. Fantastic, Serpent Custom, and it'll keep me unbored for at least a few days.

And the other was an MP4 player. At first I had no idea what it did, but apparently it plays videos, music, radio, can store text files and pictures and a whole lot of other crap. These crazy Chinese... wow.

So my day is just beginning right now. I'll update later with all the fun stuff I did... lol.

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I never knew orangutans could be so entertaining. And yet so predictable.

My mom came back from Singapore today. She told me her trip was crap.

I went to Damai yesterday. It was amazing.

I have a sunburn, but I don't really care too much.

I'm not bored anymore.

I really don't like my family that much.

Ahaha, I'm NOT EVEN KIDDING.




The trip to the zoo was kinda boring. I was expecting more animals... didn't have the camera :( so I'll have to describe it as best I can. Bear with me.

Crocodiles: Boring.
Turtles: Boring.
Orangutans: Boring AND stupid.
Fish: No, there weren't any fish at the zoo. It was my lunch. It was boring too.

In total, I saw 3 crocs, 5 turtles and 2 orangutans. And that was it. It was really hot out, and these kids were screaming, and the monkeys were screaming back, and JEEZ, I felt like punching someone in the fucking head.

But I restrained myself.

Somewhat.

Anyways, that was the extent of the day. The next day (Monday) was better. We went to Camp Permai, which is a nice little resort off of Damai Lagoon. Then we went swimming (me, sister, uncle).

We caught some fish. They were really, really small. Like those fish you deep fry in massive amounts then serve them as condiments to your Nasi Lemak. My uncle picked one up on his palm and made the poor flopping fish 'hip-hop dance'.

I did it too. It was funny.

Except when one died. We claim it was because my sister screamed so loud when it touched her, that it had a heart attack. Oh well. We gave it a burial at sea.

It was cool, we went swimming in the lagoon, then in a pool (water was FREEZING) and then we went shell collecting! Unfortunately, half of the shells had residents. So we let my sister discover those. Bwahaha...

Anyways, my mom just got back from Singapore... apart from a crazy taxi ride, border trouble, suicidal maniacs and insomnia, it was, to quote, "a bad trip." Whatever. I'm just glad she's back so I don't have to deal with my sister anymore. Ugh.

I'm bored again. Crap.

I went out to breakfast with my sister and uncle just now. I had green noodles... they were nice, if you like eating rope. Going to go to the ZOO later, so just resting until then. Going to be a long, hot walk.

Anyways, we went to a CD store, and checked out some of their warez... not too bad, big collection, but it was sad that they still had a large selection of cassettes. The movies/songs were mostly Malay too. I was walking around when sudden my foot fell into a hole. I really hate open sewers :(

We went to the arcade too and played 'Spot the Difference'. I'm terrible at it.




















I also played Virtua Cop, but I also found out that I can't dual wield :'(

In fact, I can't even shoot straight with one.



Okay, maybe I suck at video games. But I'm very good at 20 questions. I was playing with the handheld version of 20 Qs. I was thinking of a tree. I was sure I could fool the game, but I was wrong.

Game: Question 20 - Is it a liquid?
Me: No.
Game: You... thought... you... were... TRICKY! You are thinking of...
...
...
SOMETHING!
Me: ...wtf?

Oh that damn game, making me think I was so smart when it was obvious that I was thinking of something! Sigh... well, I guess I'm a good-for-nothing. Might as well join my cousin in the orangutan cage :P

It's my birthday on the 23rd! And I'm 18, so I'll be able to... uhm. I have no idea actually. My older friends all tell me becoming an adult is the worst possible thing that can happen to you. You have to be responsible, something I've been avoiding my entire life. But whatever, I guess I'll just work until I die.

Aiya... anyways, bored out of my mind... if I don't find something to do I think I'm going to go on a murder rampage... probably legal here as long as I claim it was holy war or something >.>

Another thing: Malaysian people like to get up EARLY. I'm serious, at 5 AM I already got people chanting at the mosque next door... I might just take myself up on that offer of holy war. My aunties all too concerned about my welfare... waking me soooooo early to feed me breakfast... probably trying to fatten me up for the day when they finally chop me up in my sleep and feed me to my cousins -_-'

The other day I was at the mall and there was a shoe modelling show going on in SP. I'm sure those ladies were wearing nice shoes... somehow, I didn't notice. Must be something wrong with my eyes :S ...keep drifting up :P

My cousin took some photo with his cell phone, but he won't send them to me. I don't think he was taking pictures of the shoes at all! I dunno... maybe he like the design on their shirt, too many pictures of their chest ;) But aiya, he complain too much, say they were all too fat : I think maybe he's gay. Lol, just joking.

Still bored. Going to write some more >.<

Heheh... reading Kenny Sia's blog.

"Tau Keh: Reminds me that time when you used to work in KFC. One customer asked you for "Ayam Goreng", and you thought he said "I am Goreng." Then you said to him "Welcome to KFC, Mr Goreng!" Remember?! WAHAHAHAHAHAA!"

>.> But this guy is so funny he kills me.

You know what I want for my birthday? A car would be nice. Maybe Batmobile. But nah, no one got that kinda of money except Batman.

I want to be Batman :(

But anyways, I think Malaysian culture is affecting my typing -_-' I start leaving out important letters and proper sentence structure already... see what I mean? Also I start putting 'lah' at the end of my sentence :( I hope my stories don't become like this lah.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

I want a tattoo but I'm scared >.> It's going to hurt like getting a needle pierced in my... what do you mean that's the point? Heheh, just joking, probably get one of the fake one that come off with water :P Also don't want my kid to come to me and ask me for one too... then maybe I have to teach him not to make the same mistakes ;) Just kidding Nicky, lol, I still think your tattoo(s) is cool lah ^^

Was supposed to go to DAMAI today, but got cancel :'( because my cousin couldn't come. So nice, wish I could drive myself... but too bad these crazy Malaysian drive on the wrong side of the road. But even if I get into an accident, can settle with a little bit of... monetary persuasion. Heheheh.

I want to go to a concert too maybe. Except no crap bands, a good one... dunno when any of them are playing >.> No one comes to Malaysia anyways... the Int' airport is like, 5 hour drive away :( Plus here they have malaria. I only came for the family... I hope they remember that when they try to eat me 0_o

Heheh, my cousin went out with a Ms. Sarawak contestant! Kei, if you're reading this, let me know how it went already :P Ryo show me pictures online @ kennysia... wah, so pretty! Wish I knew some celebrity... but no, only one I know is maybe Katie Lai, and I'm pretty sure she hated me -_-' Lol, well, I know that radio DJ I met today. I don't think I'd like to go out with him though, on account of me not being attracted to big hairy sweaty men like Ryo ;)

Eh... I think maybe this is my longest post so far. If I stay here much longer, I can maybe write my life story :S

My opinion of pirates has raised by 5%.



In other news, it was reported earlier today that I don't like myself very much.

I can't think of anything meaningful to say.

I stayed home and watched movies today. I also played video games.

For someone who writes a story per day, I'm damn inarticulate.

Nothing is happening to me. I am bored beyond wtf.

I'm in Malaysia. It's really cool, but to be honest, I'm getting a little bit bored.

Not to say it hasn't been fun, I've gone out a lot, but now my vacation is taking on a typical, predictable pattern: eat, sleep, shop, repeat.

Anyways, my mom went to Singapore, so me and my sister are stuck behind. But our cousins are taking us to DAMAI LAGOON which is the most awesome resort place I have ever seen. We went once before and it was awesome. Plus we're going to the zoo, and maybe the crocodile farm. So I'll take a lot of pics.

I went and bought myself a pair of shoes for C$5.00, and a bunch of burnt games for about C$1.50 each. Been playing a lot of computer stuff... :( but I got rid of my computer screen suntan and got a real one.

Going to see POTC 2 tonight, looks pretty good for a pirate movie.

Okay, I'm in Malaysia. Plane trip was 30 hours including transit and w/e, so yeah, pretty butt-numbing. Anyways, I just got my hands on a PC, albeit a pretty crappy one (still better than mine). The flight was uneventful, but then again, I was in a flying tin tube 30 000 feet up, so...

Weather here is hot, but the food makes up for it. Spicy though, I ate too much too fast and got sick, so I'm just resting at home. Might go see POTC 2 later, and then just hang out with my 5 billion relatives.

In any case, it's been really cool being back here. This is my real home, I can feel it.